So this afternoon it came to my attention that a Facebook fanpage had made my photo their banner image. I don’t care all that much, but seeing that the whole page is a mess of uncredited art and cosplay, I decided to pick a fight. It went on awhile, but it boiled down to this exchange:
My hero
Oh look. A porny thinspo blog with dubious links in every post followed me.
My life is now complete.
like, for real.
for actually.
we all love looking at hilarious pictures of paul ryan acting like a douche bag on this website, but if we don’t vote he’s gonna be VP and the joke’ll be on us.
(Source: how-to-torture-your-muse)
This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.
10oOoo0oO% DONE WITH YOU SIR
She smiles, running a hand through his unkempt hair.
His arms wrap around her waist, staring into her eyes.
Urd’s cheeks redden slightly under his intense gaze. “Wh-what? Something on my face?”
This whole marriage thing had just been some sort of system glitch, and they’d been working on Yggdrasil to correct it, but it hadn’t stopped the two of them from enjoying themselves. But she had to admit, Drake was nothing if not earnest, and she was beginning to wonder what would happen after the glitches were cleared, and more, did she really want them to?
Drake smiles and rubs her lower back. “Nothing is on your face. Your eyes… they’re so beautiful. It’s as if you have jewels for eyes.”
“Waxing poetic, are we?” she jokes, embarrassed by the compliment. She wasn’t really romantic by nature; flirtatious yes, romantic, no.
She smirks back, leaning nose to nose with him. “Something in this room’s playing pretty smooth, if you ask me.”
He rests his hands to her hips and lightly kisses her lips.
She smiles, running a hand through his unkempt hair.
His arms wrap around her waist, staring into her eyes.
Urd’s cheeks redden slightly under his intense gaze. “Wh-what? Something on my face?”
This whole marriage thing had just been some sort of system glitch, and they’d been working on Yggdrasil to correct it, but it hadn’t stopped the two of them from enjoying themselves. But she had to admit, Drake was nothing if not earnest, and she was beginning to wonder what would happen after the glitches were cleared, and more, did she really want them to?
She smirks back, leaning nose to nose with him. “Something in this room’s playing pretty smooth, if you ask me.”
He rests his hands to her hips and lightly kisses her lips.
She smiles, running a hand through his unkempt hair.
fatefulglory replied to your post: Komamurra, a big breasted woman, a big breasted woman.
I got a problem. You’re marrying the dog and not the big breasted woman.“I was assuming they meant a big breasted woman that wasn’t you. If you are one of the choices, of course I’ll marry you.”
“Meh, all in all, my tits ain’t that big. My legs though…”
“Such lovely legs you have. Would you allow me to caress them?”
He rubs his face and reaches to caress her thighs.
She purrs, smirking at him. “See? Much better than the dog. Far less hairy, for one.”
Drake smirks rests his hand on her leg. “They’re very smooth~”
She smirks back, leaning nose to nose with him. “Something in this room’s playing pretty smooth, if you ask me.”
